97. Splash

Splish splash, Swigsalot and Swallowsalot were takin' a bath.

Well, not really. We were just really sweaty after spending the night at New York's premier gay club, Splash.

When? Thursday evening, for Campus Thursdays. Time? We got there around 10:30 p.m. Yes, I know that's really early, but we had already been drinking for an hour and had nothing else to do, so we got there and found a quiet section of the bar downstairs.

Entry fee? Well, if you bring your college I.D. (and the invitation that they send out over their list serve) it's free! After midnight, it goes up to $5 with a college I.D. or $10 without. But that's total bullshit because they totally were charging some people $20.

Carding? Yes, hardcore. But on the first Campus Thursday of the month, it's 18+.

Bathrooms? Well, if you want an anonymous blow job from the guy in the stall next to you, it's totally possible. That being said, for being pretty trashy, they're actually quite clean.

Drinks? WAY TOO EXPENSIVE! For two bottles of Corona is was $7.50, but Bud Light was only $6.00. Bottles of Veuve were $125.00 and Moët were $150.00. A baby bottle of Möet was $25. Waste of money! Just be trashy like me, and bring a bottle of Vitamin Water spiked with Bombay Sapphire.

Staff? Attractive but inattentive.

Music? Amazing! But very gay. So if you want Britney and Madonna, it's your place.


Torch Rating for Campus Thursday at Splash:


(as compared to Rush)




(in general)